Which Superhero Are You?

This is what Superhero I am!
I am Superman

Superman 90% Batman 75% Robin 70% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% The Flash 50% Catwoman 40% Wonder Woman 30% Iron Man 25%

You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz   I found this quiz on the following blogs . . . Idle Eyes and a Dormy Rambling Along in Life . . .

Fun and Silly Gay Things

Here are a few silly things I found online while searching for gay related topics. These are all supposed to be fun and not taken seriously. I hope you enjoy.


A Brief Glossary of Homosexual Terminology - This page lists some of the endearing terminology male homosexuals use or have used to refer to their diverse sexual practices. Not all terms are currently in vogue. See also the comment following the list.

The Gay Quiz - Are you Gay? It's a question for the ages. The Gay Quiz you are about to take will test your level or gayness and the gaydar system will, in a fun and entertaining way, give you your results.

Drag Queen Name Generator - Find out what your Drag Queen name would be if you were a Drag Queen with our Drag Queen Name Generator.

How good is your gaydar? - Find out who is gay. Some questions are obvious, others take some thinking. Please do not take this quiz seriously!

Gay Operation - Put on your latex gloves and prepare to operate! It is up to you, Doctor, to remove a medley of foreign objects from your gay patient's buttocks! But don't touch the sides! And watch out for those evil dingleberries! Each successful operation gets you one more color of the gay rainbow and one step closer to a happy ending. A very happy ending.

Louisiana Ghost Story

I was reading a blog that I follow and found this story. I hope Tudor-Virgil Constantin doesn't mind that I borrowed it!

LOUISIANA GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana , and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.

This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by.

It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running.

The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and in the bayou and he would surely drown! But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again!

Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran to town.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth (and not just some drunk).

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other,

"Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in the rain."

He's Gonna Leave, He's Gonna Leave, He's Gonna Leave

Something that not many people know about me is that I secretly love TV commercials. Don't get me wrong there are plenty commercials out there that are stupid and some really horrible ones. But I have found one that I just love - it is funny and wonderful. I could see myself reacting in much the same manner as this little kid when I was his age. Anyway, I thought I would share my favorite TV commercial of the holiday season.

A Senior Moment

A friend of mine sent me this email today with the attached news article. I really got a kick out of it and I really needed a good laugh to take my mind off of my eye surgery. Now lately I have been having my fair share of senior moments but nothing this extreme and I hope it never gets this bad . . . but I do hope you get a laugh out of this just as I did.

Hell - Exothermic or Endothermic?

The following was sent to me by Thomas' cousin Ruth. I thought it was hilarious. I hope you enjoy it.

Leave it to a college student!!!

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. A s for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's L aw sta tes that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Ballroom Dancing for Dogs

While having my morning cup of coffee I was perusing the spring issue of the Continuing Education Catalog for the Santa Fe Community College. I am always looking for an interesting class to take. (I am hoping to slow down the effects of dementia - it seems to be creeping up on me.) So, I came across this course offering and it got me to thinking. It is a class to teach you to dance with your dog. I have a dog - a wonderful English Bulldog named Boudreaux. Would I want to learn to ballroom dance with him. I decided "NO". No offense to dog owners or dog lovers out there but I decided that this was just going a little too far. And to pay $75 for this was just way over the top. I love my dog - I really do but this class is not for me. I think I will stick to the basics - going for a walk, playing fetch, etc. I guess this goes to show you . . . there is something out there for everyone.