The Gay Meme

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay?
I was 12.

2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?
Yes.

3. Who was the first person you came out to?
I first came out to a friend I worked with.

4. Are you out to your family?
Yes.

5. Do you want children?
No.

6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?
More straight friends.

7. Were you out in school?
No. But people seemed to know anyway.

8. Is your best friend the same sex as you?
Yes.

9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them?
I married him.

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?
No.

11. Have you ever been in a sling?
No.

12. Have you ever done a 3-way?
No.

13. Have you ever dressed in drag?
No.

14. Would you date a drag queen?
Not sure, I guess if it was the right person.

15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile?
I'm versatile.

16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis?
Yes.

17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity?
Yes.

18. Have you ever barebacked?
Yes, with my husband.

19. How many Cher CDs do you own?
Two.

20. Name of your first love?
Thomas.

21. Do you still talk to them?
Everyday.

22. Does size matter?
No. I much rather technique.

23. Biggest turn on?
Hands and eyes.

24. Biggest turn off?
Dishonesty and disloyalty.

25. Ever been harassed due to your orientation?
Yes.

26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?
Loving Broadway.

27. Ever been to a pride rally?
A few.

28. Would you marry if you could?
I can and I did!

29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and no one stays young forever.

30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows?
No.

31. Do you trim your body hair?
Every now and then.

32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
No.

33. Ever been to an orgy?
No.

34. Have you dated your best friends ex?
No.

35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president?
Without blinking an eye.

36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships?
Yes.

37. Do you believe in true love?
Yes.

38. Do you have any tattoos?
No. I was never interested in them.

39. Do you have any piercings?
No. Again, never interested.

40. Would you date a smoker?
It would depend on other things in addition to the smoking.

41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months?
No.

42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?
Yes.

43. Do you know what Stonewall was?
Of course!

44. Strangest place you have had sex?
In the car at a rest area.

45. Strangest place you’ve woken up?
This hasn't happened.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?
I will just have to wait and see.

47. Favorite porn movie?
None.

48. Are you in love now?
Yes.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy?
No. Attractions yes but never love.

50. Did you ever have sex with him?
No.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?
No.

53. Ever had sex in public?
See number 44 above.

54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship?
No.